Things to Whisper to Complete Strangers

[Expendable]

I came across the following list of nine things to whisper to complete strangers.

1. "I have the plans. Do you have the diamond?"
2. "Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts!"
3. "Secretly, I am a gorilla."
4. "Does this make sense to you? Like, any of it?"
5. "Pretend we are turtles named Luthor and Emily. I don't care who's who."
6. "Are your pockets full of macaroni and cheese, too?"
7. "I arrived by elephant."
8. "Bread is real."
9. "You know, under different circumstances, I believe we could have been the owners of rival graveyards, each resorting to increasingly desperate, not to mention questionable, nay, even illegal, means to secure, how shall we say... permanent residents?"

I wonder what other things people might come up with?

[lolin]

"Tell Santiago I've got his money, just be patient."

[Rich-Allen1976]

"Is that your Mother or your slightly older Sister?"

[belsammael]

"The hour is nigh; before the moon is full, they will return"

[djd001]

Not kidding, back in 2001, I was hobbling outside college ( I was doing a media studies course) And this lad came up to me, quite clearly from the performing arts branch of the college and said:
"The Red Squirrel flies at dawn"
Huh....... Bring the nuts I replied.
I'll never forget that as one of those what the F.... moments.

[Expendable]

"Damn it's good to see you're alive, but we haven't the time. Dock three at 11:50, be ready to run."

[lolin]

"The safe word is pineapple"

[lolin]

"Y'all know where to get drugs around here?"

[Expendable]

"Ah, I know what you want - you want to boogie."

[lolin]

"Can I have five dollars?"

[EthnVortexR]

"Did you know that pineapples are actually tiny dragons in disguise?"

[Rich-Allen1976]

"good afternoon babe, I'm off back to bed, fancy joining me for a quicky?"

[Ojisama]

"I know what you did!"

[lolin]

"Do you see it too? There, out of the corner of your eye..."

[Expendable]

"Which drink do you think was poisoned?"