Things to Whisper to Complete Strangers

Post by **Expendable** » 15 Sep 2024, 04:47

I came across the following list of nine things to whisper to complete strangers.

1. "I have the plans. Do you have the diamond?"
2. "Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts!"
3. "Secretly, I am a gorilla."
4. "Does this make sense to you? Like, any of it?"
5. "Pretend we are turtles named Luthor and Emily. I don't care who's who."
6. "Are your pockets full of macaroni and cheese, too?"
7. "I arrived by elephant."
8. "Bread is real."
9. "You know, under different circumstances, I believe we could have been the owners of rival graveyards, each resorting to increasingly desperate, not to mention questionable, nay, even illegal, means to secure, how shall we say... permanent residents?"

I wonder what other things people might come up with?

Post by **lolin** » 15 Sep 2024, 14:18

"Tell Santiago I've got his money, just be patient."

Rich-Allen1976 · Post by **Rich-Allen1976** » 15 Sep 2024, 14:56

"Is that your Mother or your slightly older Sister?"

belsammael · Post by **belsammael** » 17 Sep 2024, 18:58

"The hour is nigh; before the moon is full, they will return"

Post by **djd001** » 17 Sep 2024, 22:21

Not kidding, back in 2001, I was hobbling outside college ( I was doing a media studies course) And this lad came up to me, quite clearly from the performing arts branch of the college and said:
"The Red Squirrel flies at dawn"
Huh....... Bring the nuts I replied.
I'll never forget that as one of those what the F.... moments.

Post by **Expendable** » 17 Sep 2024, 23:32

"Damn it's good to see you're alive, but we haven't the time. Dock three at 11:50, be ready to run."

Post by **lolin** » 18 Sep 2024, 02:54

"The safe word is pineapple"

Post by **lolin** » 18 Sep 2024, 03:08

"Y'all know where to get drugs around here?"

Post by **Expendable** » 19 Sep 2024, 04:24

"Ah, I know what you want - you want to boogie."

Post by **lolin** » 19 Sep 2024, 14:46

"Can I have five dollars?"