Why was Snow White waiting outside the photo shop? She was hoping that some day her Prints would come!
Why is water wet? Because the Sea Weed!
When it's meal time, what does Alfred shout? Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!
Why can't Santa make gifts? He got in trouble with the Elf and Safety!
Why couldn't Santa go out? Mrs Claus said it looked like Rain dear (Reindeer)
Christmas jokes 2024
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Christmas jokes 2024
I don't beee-lieve it!
Christmas jokes 2024
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Javier.
Javier who?
Have ya seen my Christmas display yet?
Who's there?
Javier.
Javier who?
Have ya seen my Christmas display yet?
To those just starting on the journey of life I say...
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
Christmas jokes 2024
What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music!
Wrap music!
~Let our bodies lay, mark our hearts with shame
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain~
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain~