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Rich-Allen1976 · Post by **Rich-Allen1976** » 15 Jun 2023, 13:58

What did Batman's Mum shout at lunch time? "Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!"

djd001 · Post by **djd001** » 18 Jun 2023, 21:23

What's brown and sticky?

A Stick

Post by **Ojisama** » 18 Jun 2023, 22:33

What do you call the plank that a builder puts his tea on?

A Cupboard

Rich-Allen1976 · Post by **Rich-Allen1976** » 19 Jun 2023, 07:30

What was Mrs Curtain's first name? Annette! (Annette Curtain)

Rich-Allen1976 · Post by **Rich-Allen1976** » 19 Jun 2023, 08:47

Why is the Sea wet? Because the Sea wee'd (Seaweed)

djd001 · Post by **djd001** » 19 Jun 2023, 21:58

How many DIYers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes 4 weeks and 6 trips to the shops

Rich-Allen1976 · Post by **Rich-Allen1976** » 20 Jun 2023, 12:24

Doctor Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!
"Pull yourself together"

Rich-Allen1976 · Post by **Rich-Allen1976** » 31 Mar 2025, 16:37

A man goes to a Yorkshire Jeweller's and asks for a statue of his dog, Jeweller asks "Does tha want it 18 Carat?", man says "No I want it chewin' a bone"

Rich-Allen1976 · Post by **Rich-Allen1976** » 31 Mar 2025, 16:45

UnmeiNoTenshi wrote: ↑
26 Jan 2021, 00:56
Yo mama so fat... when she was a spy her codename was Double-obese

Oh come on, a bit below the belt that one

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